Sunday, February 12, 2006

Snow sucks

The Mom and the Dad were all excited today 'cause there was a big snowstorm. We supposedly got over a foot of snow. Whoopee-do-da. What's the big deal? All I know is that snow sucks. Why? 'Cause every single bone in my body HURTS when a big storm comes in. Plus it means that it's going to be really, really cold.

Later on, when I was snoozing peacefully in the laundry basket, the Mom drags me out so she can dump all her wet, snow covered clothes in there. Great. It's bad enough that she yanked me out of a sound sleep, but now I can't go back in 'cause it's all wet and cold. How rude. She wouldn't like it if I knocked a glass of water on the Big Sleepy Spot. Maybe I'll just toss up a hairball on her pillow.

6 comments:

Beau said...

I think a big smelly poop on their sleepign spot would be more appropriate, and it would cause them more work elsewhere thus causing them to leave your spot alone!

Timmy said...

I say a dead mouse would work well too. But I agree with Beau, a big stinky poop would be a great addition to anyone's sleeping pillow. I did it to Momma's bed when I had to teach her a lesson. She never forgot it either.

We got heaps and hoards of snow too. I couldn't see out of my window. Happy? NO.

The Crew said...

Oh Ayla, we feel for you. Our Gramma & Grampa live in Paramus, NJ. Dad called them and they said they had about 20" of snow and Grampa's snow blower broke. He was mad!!

Stay warm. Demand a second basket only for naps.

Gigolo Kitty said...

That was so inconsiderate! Yes, go and knock water on their sleeping spot right away!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

I don't think I could take all that cold and snow...No purrrrrs would be forthcoming, at all....I think a Hairball is the perfect thing to tell your folks that it wasn't a nice thing to do to you today...of course if you could go outside--which I know you can't--a mole would be a good thing to leave on the sleep spot, too! Ha Ha...
By the way, it's Sweetie here...!

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