Thursday, December 29, 2005

Pepperoni goodness

I noticed that the Mom and the Dad had pepperoni for a snack last night and they weren't sharing. Well hell...I am the Queen of the house so I deserved some. I went right up to the Mom and took the pepperoni from her. If she's not going to share, I might as well take some for myself. She yelled that I "bit" her. Well, if she gave me the damn pepperoni in the first place, I wouldn't have had to resort to using force. That's what she gets.

Now if I can just figure out how to open the fridge.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

What the...?

There I was, all asleep and comfy in my laundry basket when all of a sudden I'm whapped in the head! After unburying myself from whatever hit me, I look around and discovered that the Dad pitched a pair of his dirty underwear right on me! Can you believe that? The nerve. Those stupid humans know I sleep in there so you'd think that they'd at least look before tossing. Then again, that would require humans to think, and I'm still not so sure they do that.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Sad day

I was going to be really mad at the Mom today 'cause she's been hogging up the computer finishing up her stupid animation projects, but then I found out that the Great-Grammy crossed over the Rainbow Bridge today. I had never met her but she must have been really special to the Dad 'cause he's really sad. The Mom is sad too. She says that Great-Grammy was a good lady. I hope humans are lucky enough to cross over the Rainbow Bridge with us. I hate seeing the Mom and Dad so sad because they miss her. If I knew her, I would miss her too I think.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Give me attention!

For the past couple of days, the Mom and the Dad have been in their own little world. Even though the Mom's depression seems to be easing up a bit, she's been busy with "finals." I don't know what those are but all she's doing is her drawings and working on the computer. The Dad hasn't been home much and when he is he's always tired and wants to sleep. I don't care what they think their priorities are but they need to give me attention dammit! There I am, sitting all pretty on the pillow and they are ignoring me. This morning I had had enough. I yowled at them in my loudest meow possible until they gave me pets. The Dad was surprised that I could still yell that loud, but it worked and I got pets all morning.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Depression sucks...

...according to the Mom.

She's been really sick with this depression stuff a lot lately. It's got me rather worried. I mean, I don't mind sharing the Big Sleepy Spot with her 'cause she lets me have her pillow, but if she's really sick then all the Brats come in too. One or two of them are bad enough but for pete's sake. There were all seven of them in bed with her. Come on. Give a girl some space. Of course the Annoying One tried to share the pillow AGAIN. Can't that idiot take a hint? And then the two kittens are constantly playing and disrupting my sleep.

Damn. I wish the Mom would get better soon so I can get some rest.

Friday, December 02, 2005


As I was reading some other blogs from my friends Max and The Crew, I've discovered that I'm not the only one who is freezing her little paws off. Why do the Humans always have to be the ones who decide what temperature is "comfortable?" The Dad is always complaining that it's "too hot" so he's always turning down the thermostat. The Mom, on the other hand, is always "too cold," so when the Dad's not around she turns up the thermostat. Go Mom!

What's worse is that if it gets too cold, the Annoying One, Kukai, tries to curl up with me. Oh my I HATE that. He smells funny and he's constantly waking me up and trying to pick a fight with me. I've learned over the years to get the first swat in whenever he walks by 'cause I know that he's going to try to swat at me.

Anyways, so last night I was all nice and comfy on the Mom's pillow when the Annoying One comes up meowing all innocently. Bah. I knew what that meant: within a few minutes he was trying to curl up with me on the pillow. I gave him three good thwaps upside the head to get him out of the way. Got to put the pest in his place. But whether or not I liked it, it was very cold last night and I needed some extra warmth myself. So, I let him curl up with me eventually, but he got my rear end in his face and not the other way around. It was still degrading having to lower myself to sharing warmth with him. Bah.

Would you stupid Humans TURN UP THE HEAT ALREADY!!!