Observations and rantings from the Queen of the Grumps
Monday, July 17, 2006
Note to the Annoying One:
Even if you think I'm done with my food, do NOT sneak over and try to eat the food left in my bowl. If you do, I will go back and start eating again even if I'm full. You will not get my food.
That kind of behavior is sooooo annoying! And even if you gotta ruin your girlish figure to show who's boss, you just gotta or they'll walk all over you. How DO you put up with it all?
guess I'm lucky I don't hafta worry about that! but I have heard rumors about Mom & Dad maybe getting me a brofur or sisfur (they think it'll calm me down)..how do you deal with it?
Sometimes methinks that Momma tries to steal mine food. I see her reach down and pick up my bowl and I get very upset...I twirl around her until she puts it back down. It's then that I realize that she filled it back up. But I swear, one day she's gonna eat my crunchies!!!
Momma gives me my own plate and even if she didn't I would make sure all the ofurs stayed away becuz I EAT first! I may be the smallest but I has the BIGGEST catitude!
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That kind of behavior is sooooo annoying! And even if you gotta ruin your girlish figure to show who's boss, you just gotta or they'll walk all over you. How DO you put up with it all?
guess I'm lucky I don't hafta worry about that! but I have heard rumors about Mom & Dad maybe getting me a brofur or sisfur (they think it'll calm me down)..how do you deal with it?
Sometimes methinks that Momma tries to steal mine food. I see her reach down and pick up my bowl and I get very upset...I twirl around her until she puts it back down. It's then that I realize that she filled it back up. But I swear, one day she's gonna eat my crunchies!!!
In our house, what you said is now known as "Cat Law". Guess we should stop watching so many beer commercials.
Yeah, we have to eat all we can eat at once, otherwise Caroline the little sheep-shaped disposal will eat it. I hate being rushed like that.
I have to constantly compete with Isis over food, and I have the same mandate. She has to sneak by me if she wants it, and that's all there is to it!
Momma gives me my own plate and even if she didn't I would make sure all the ofurs stayed away becuz I EAT first! I may be the smallest but I has the BIGGEST catitude!
*ABBY
Momma fills two bowls full of crunchies and, upon my demanding, keeps them full. Mittens always waits until I am done. I am the boss.
Patches Lady
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