Observations and rantings from the Queen of the Grumps
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Snarky-ism of the Day
To protect your ideal place on the Big Sleepy Spot when a human approaches, lie on your back and act all cute. Then, give a purr-filled meow with a loving look at your human. They will be so ridden with guilt about moving you that they will occupy a different spot instead.
Sometimes that doesn't werk so good for me. Like last night I gotta in Momma's spot in bed and she picked me up and moved me, but I went right back to it, she moved me a second time. Well... I got right next to her in bed and slept the whole night wifout movin a muscle.Momma says I am a very good heater!**BOO
also, when they has to get out of bed, make shur that they has to crawl out around you, THEN sprawl out where they just was and purr loud and look cute. sometime they'll just go and sleep on the couch.
And lastly, don't forget my birthday party! Starting in about an hour, bring drinks and snacks and nip (if you take it, I prefer shrimptinis myself) Everyone is invited (although, given my age, I may retire frequently!). Paws up, charlie is in charge of the games, he says he got some ideas from recent parties.....[shakes perfect head] actually, for a snotrag he's done a good job!
Works always! I'm trying to get email addresses of all the cat bloggers for general emails and if there's a problem like DaisyMae, we would have a way of contacting you. If you don't mind, please send me an email address. I will not give it out without for ANY reason without your permission first.
My sister Olivia tries that to get my mom to pet her, but what that really is is a ploy because Olivia just really wants to bite. Bite bite bite, what a baby.
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Oh, yes, that's what I do. Doesn't werk too well fur Bonnie and her puter chair... maybe cuz Dad finks it's his. He doesn't fall fur cute so easily.
Yep, Emma too does this and it works everytime!
We do that too! It *usually* werks.
Sometimes that doesn't werk so good for me. Like last night I gotta in Momma's spot in bed and she picked me up and moved me, but I went right back to it, she moved me a second time. Well... I got right next to her in bed and slept the whole night wifout movin a muscle.Momma says I am a very good heater!**BOO
also, when they has to get out of bed, make shur that they has to crawl out around you, THEN sprawl out where they just was and purr loud and look cute. sometime they'll just go and sleep on the couch.
Momma has waited until noon to make the bed cuz she didnt want to disturb me. I have her wrapped around my little paw.
Patches Lady
And lastly, don't forget my birthday party! Starting in about an hour, bring drinks and snacks and nip (if you take it, I prefer shrimptinis myself)
Everyone is invited (although, given my age, I may retire frequently!). Paws up, charlie is in charge of the games, he says he got some ideas from recent parties.....[shakes perfect head] actually, for a snotrag he's done a good job!
pandora
Good suggestion!
Works always! I'm trying to get email addresses of all the cat bloggers for general emails and if there's a problem like DaisyMae, we would have a way of contacting you. If you don't mind, please send me an email address. I will not give it out without for ANY reason without your permission first.
You sure am right. Momma efun has to perch on the edge of my 'puter chair when she wants a turn instead of frowing us off it.
Cute ALWAYS works for me!
I have interesting news on my blog today - fellow gingers Big Eric and Flynn have got a new blog, please visit and say hi to them if you can!
My sister Olivia tries that to get my mom to pet her, but what that really is is a ploy because Olivia just really wants to bite. Bite bite bite, what a baby.
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