The Mom went out and got all these cool kitty toys, including lots of nip. I was about to dive into the bag when she stopped me. "No, Ayla. Those aren't for you. There for your Secret Paws pals." Bah. What? I get no Nippy Goodness? What kind of evil woman are you?
After about five minutes of me giving her the Evil Eye she finally bowed down and gave me a catnip ball. She claimed she "bought extra" for us, but I know deep down inside that no human can overcome the Evil Eye. This technique is one of the many reasons that us cats are superior to those hairless apes.
Oh ya...she'll be mailing out the Secret Paws gift tomorrow so someone should be on the lookout for their goodies soon.
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Observations and rantings from the Queen of the Grumps
6 comments:
we has to yell more for our mommy to go out hunting for secret paws gifts.
the evil eye- we should try that. do you gots a pikshur of it?
Yeah! Can you give us instructions on how to give "the evil eye"????? We need all the help we can get to motivate our humans.
Ohhh. Bonnie knows the evil eye, too. It's furry dangerous. When we did Spring Secrit Paws, we gots a few new fings when Mom went shoppin, too. An then we hads to wait xtra long fur our real secrit paws cuz it falled into the ocean coming frum Sweden.
You're playing too?! I'm so a'cited! There's so many of us sendin' goodies across the CatUSA!!! I wonder if the mailbeans ever question some of the names on the packages? LOL!!! :)
We got into the bag of goodies and chewed the catnip balls so she had to give them to us. It's her fault, she left it on the floor!
Now that the human pet has returned from her trip to see the family, I have to get her to take me out to buy the Secret Paws gifts as well.
Also, the evil eye sounds familiar. Are you Italian as well, Ayla? ;)
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