The Mom recently joined a gym in order to lose weight. So now she's going every couple of days to do stuff that makes her sweaty and stinky and causes her pain. Why? Why do humans torture themselves constantly by "working out?" Can't they just be happy with the way the gods meant them to be?
Personally I don't like the fact that the Mom is trying to lose weight. I like her just the way she is: comfortable. She's got lots of padding that is comfy to sleep on and to make happy feet on. If she lost this weight, she'd be all skin and bones. Who wants to curl up with a skeleton?
So Mom...give it up already. You're just causing yourself a lot of grief and pain when you can just stay at home and make a really nice pillow for us fuzzies.
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5 comments:
yeah, our mom gave it up. she's nice and cushy again
My mom bought a bike for the garage. She knows better than to pretend she's going to start biking again. I don't mind, though. More Mom for me!
There's nothing wrong with the female homo sapiens being substantial. I find it comforting in fact.
If our Mom wented out to try an lose weight then we'd hardly efur see her. That's why we try exercising her up and down the hallway at 5AM.
Watch out! You know what comes next, right?
"Ayla...it's time for you to join my fitness craze!"
UGH!
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