Wednesday, August 15, 2007

'Roid Rage

The Dad keeps on making fun of me 'cause I'm all pumped up on steroids and he's waiting for me to go into "'roid rage." I have no clue what this was so I asked the Mom ('cause she's the smarter of the two...hey...she doesn't make fun of me). Supposedly, when stupid humans take steroids they can go crazy and get all destructive like. I don't think kitties get this, but I'm thinking I could use this to my advantage. Maybe if I beat the crap out of the Annoying One I can use the defense of "'roid rage." Human lawyers use it all the time so why can't I as a kitty who is all pumped up on steroids? Hmmm....I'm beginning to like this idea. *evil grin*

Oh...and a note of congrats to the Mom. She got hired as a lecturer at one of the colleges she teaches at. It's a full time, non-tenure track gig but it's better than the adjunct hell she has been working. It also means she can spend more quality time with me, which is the most important part. So I want to attach this picture from LOLcats to congratulate her:

20 comments:

Cheysuli said...

Ayla, while roid rage is an excuse, it's just that. I hope you won't be too heavy pawed with the annoying one!

Skeeter & LC said...

Best of luck wif those 'roids, but dont go to over with them. They get you all weird. Like a whole day of nip...

Daisy the Curly Cat said...

Ayla, you are too nice to go into 'roid rage. You might just get a little 'roid crabbiness.

Congratulations to your mom!

Parker said...

Kitty roid rage. I think you could get a jury to go along with that! Nice thinking Ayla!
Hey tell your Mommy Concatulations for me!

The Meezers said...

'roid rage sounds like fun!! you can run around and growl and whap and get away wif it.

Tiger Lily said...

Congratulations to your Mom! It's good that she'll have more time to spend with you.

'roid rage, what a concept. I think you already have a good enough reason to thwap TAO.

Karen Jo said...

Many congratulations to your Mom. You picked out a good Lolcat for her. More quality time with Mom is a great thing. Kitty 'roid rage sounds kind of dangerous. Don't get too carried away.

Ariel said...

Hi Ayla,

I don't take roids yet I do have rage.congratulations to your mom.

The Furry Kids said...

'roid rage might be a good excuse for putting the bitey on someone. I think you could make it work for you. Congratulations to your mom on her new job!

Love,
Tazo

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

whoohoo! congrats to yur mom!!! our Lady loved that picshure so much she saved it an plus she e-mailed it to all the teenagers. she's still gigglin' 'bout it.

Henry Helton said...

Congratulations to your momma! I do think that you should get to use roid rage as an excuse. It sounds perfectly legitimate to me!

Kukai... (TAO = The Awesome One) said...

Hey! No Hittin' me!

Grumpy gots da 'Roid Rage? i think she misunderstood's whatz dat ment.

'Roid rage is somefink that is wrong wif you BUTT!

may make yous a bad-azz grump but nots allowed to be hittin me. You big, smelly meanie.

Eric and Flynn said...

That roid rage sounds like a good excuse furr having fun. Congrats to yer mum.

Loki said...

No, No Kukai... Youz iz finking 'bout azz-ter-roids! dems da fings in your butt that makes you all itchy and grumpy and raged.
Da old one doesn't need the "Silver Bullet" shot dat the V-E-T called it, she just needs da White Bullet dat mommy puts in her butt when she's "All Fired Up" as Dad says. You know, da yellow box stuff that tastes really bad in those metal sqares we likes to do the chewies on.

I was sniffing Grumpy's butt and fink it's azz-ter-roids fur sure.

DOOFI-RULZ!!!

Lux said...

Please tell you Mom I congratulate her on her achievement!

The Cat Realm said...

Congratulations to your Mom! Good thing that she can spend more quality time with you! I know you are the queen of grumpy (and we love you for that!) but today Anastasia might beat you to it! She is GRUMPY - check out why on our blog! I also give away a price today!
Karl

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Heh, heh, heh... Where can I get some 'roids so I can blame them when I whap Victor?
That kitten is wicked cute and concatulations to your mom!

I'd love you to see my video... I'm not sure I'm winning and could use some advice from my mentor in thwapping.

Caesar and Princess said...

We hope you have recovered by now and are feeling better.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Ayla? How are you doing, sweetie? I thwapped Victor yesterday in your honor.

Hot(M)BC said...

Roid rage huh? Can I get some roids so I have an excuse when I go whappin everycat? (I won't admit it's just cuz I want food and they won't get it for me.)
Concatulations to your mombean!
Purrrrrrrrs,
Mini