Monday, March 26, 2007

The Mom is Losing It

I was just lying around enjoying a sunbeam when I got the urge to do some surfing on the 'net. Yes, we cats do this. We just don't do it when you can see us.

Anyways, I decided to drop by the Mom's blog to see if she even noticed my complaints about the lack of Stinky Goodness. Instead of that, I find her raving about this coffee stuff. She calls it "ambrosia." Blech.

What is it with humans and coffee? I tried it once when I was a kitten and that stuff is just plain nasty. It's bitter, it's brown, and it stinks (and I mean bad stinky, not Stinky Goodness stinky). When I was growing up, my big brother Xanadu used to love taking sips of the Mom's coffee. Ugh. Taking bites out of cheese, stealing deli meat, heck...even eating an occasional marshmellow is acceptable behavior for a cat. Sips of coffee? Eww. I do not understand the desire factor behind that. Then again, Xanadu wasn't the smartest cat in the barn if you know what I mean.

Oh...I am working on training the Dad. Unfortunately, he is quite stubborn. When I yowl at him for Stinky Goodness he just laughs and thinks it's cute. Cute? Bah. I am not cute.

11 comments:

Ariel said...

My grandma drinks coffee I hate the stuff myself.I much rather have a piece of cheese or ham.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Um, mom puts yummy half and half in her coffee so I kinda like it, a little bit.~Sadie

Eric and Flynn said...

Sumtimes owr mum makes it wiv all milk, and we try to taste it then, but not if it's made wiv water Yuk!!

Lux said...

My mom HATES coffee; she even hates the smell ... but Dad drinks it anyway.

Max said...

My People don't drink coffee. They're addicted to stuff with bubbles in it instead. The Woman says she wishes she liked coffee, but she didn't try it until she was really old, like 25, and never developed a taste for it. Like Lux's mom, she even hates how it smells.

The Meezers said...

mommy drinks flavored coffee - right now it's banana peanut butter chocolate coffee. GROSS. - Sammy

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ha haha! Yoo don't efun knows how cute you are!

Victor Tabbycat said...

My beans eat coffee i scream. What a waste of purrfectly good i scream. An Ayla, I hates to tell you, but I fink yur cute, too.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Ayla:
I've TAGGED you! Stop by my bloggie for the details! They're in today's posting (3/29/2007).
Purrs,
DMM

Karen Jo said...

I very rarely drink coffee and when I do, I doctor it up with creamer and sugar. I can't stand it black. I kind of like the smell, though.

Skeeter & LC said...

Coffee? Fortunately, The Big Thing hates the stuff too, so we don't even have to smell it. We know what it is cause the parents drink it when they visit.

Yuck, we would rather use a "busy" litter box!