The Mom has decided that the Annoying One is going to get Stinky Goodness again. She says that he's getting too skinny and hopes that he'll eat more with the wet food. This is bad enough because I have to endure that pain in the tush when I'm eating again. The really bad part is that he's getting the Extra Special Stinky Goodness too! Why should he get it? He doesn't deserve it. I'm the oldest and the more superior of the cats which means only I should get it. He can have the regular Stinky Goodness. The Extra Special kind is mine and mine alone.
Oh ya, the Mom said the people signed the contract so it's official: we're moving to a new house. She says that she'll let me have the run of her office in the house but it won't be all mine. See? I told you she'd pull that on me. She did say it had a nice closet in which she'll put a nice pillow for me. Bah. I want the laundry basket, not a pillow. I like sleeping on the stinky clothes. I may have to fight with her over this one. Then again, she says that she'll have her own washing machine so the laundry won't pile up like it is now. Well what's the fun in that?
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Congrats on the new howse!!! That's great news!
::purrs::
~Meeko, Kiara, & Emmy
Oh Ayla, warm laundry is the bestest. You can lay on the clean clothing and get your lovely fur and scent all over them and if they are just fresh out of the dryer, they are ever so warm!
Ayla, this is not how this house business is supposed to work. There can be no place in it where you can't go. Tell your mom I said so.
A new house - oh, that is so much fun, Ayla! Think of all the exploring you'll get to do!
Perhaps you can negotiate with your mom and she'll let you have one stinky unwashed thing to sleep on!
Yeah wait till you see how nice the laundry is when it comes out all nice and warm fur you to lay on.
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