They say bad things come in threes, right?
This morning, the Mom took the Annoying One to the V-E-T. For me, that's not a Bad Thing 'cause it means he's out of the house for a while. However, he has been sick. He's got what I call the "squirts." Not only does he have diarrhea, he makes this "squirts" all over the place, especially when the Mom picks him up. Personally, I think it's the most hysterical thing 'cause he makes the noises too.
But the Mom is afraid he might be really sick which is why she took him to Dr. D. Now, Dr. D. is a nice lady but her assistants are the torture wizards with the shots and stuff, so I had to feel bad for him. Dr. D. thinks he may have a hyperactive thyroid 'cause he lost a lot of weight too but he's eating up a storm (I should know 'cause he always tries to steal my food). We'll know more tomorrow when the blood tests come back.
The second Bad Thing is that the Mom has started her rounds of baths. Tonight Bailey got it. She's the one who gets the most baths 'cause she's too fat to clean herself and she's a big poof ball. Usually if she's only going to do a couple of us, she does it all in one night. This time, though, she only did Bailey and mentioned that she'll bathe one of us a night until we're all done. This means I'll be getting a bath. YUCK! I'm a cat. I don't need to have water baths, but the Mom has it in her head that I'm getting yellow. Bah.
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7 comments:
We don't like doing the bath thing eifur! We didn't get ours this spring...yet. We hopes efurrything is OK wif the annoying one.
~M&K
I dun like baths too. But my thupid bruffer secretly enjoys it. I know that cos he just sits there and lets Mommy and Daddy bath him. Me? I would fight to the end!
~Bombay
I've only had one bath in my whole life, and that was when my mom took me in. I'm not saying I'd like to have one on a regular basis, but I kinda like water.
Hope the Annoying One feels better soon!
Baths. In water? How horrible. What's wrong with yellow? Hope the Annoying One gets better soon!
A bathe is when I lick my furrs til they all are clean. None of this funny stuff wif running watter.
*ABBY
Why do cats haf to get baffs? Don't we clean ourselves all the time better than they do? Well, acept for someone named Angie... who gotted dingleberries stucked in her furs and then LEFT THEM there!
I hope that the Annoying One is feeling better soon. Squirts are no fun at all! Especially with this heat, it has to be near torture.
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