Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Mwuahahahaha

Well, the Annoying One is suffering. The Mom couldn't find a low-fat Stinky Goodness so she decided to just stop giving him any moist food. It is so nice to eat the Stinky Goodness all by myself (well, Frankie too but he's not annoying) and hear the Annoying One whining from the bathroom where the Mom has to lock him up while I eat. It's such a pleasant sound. Ahhh.

And yes, the Mom said that I need to gain weight. I have kitty Irritable Bowel Syndrome so I lost a lot of weight and the Mom is trying to fatten me up a bit. I don't mind though 'cause this means more Stinky Goodness for me.

13 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

Now I am feeling a tad sorry for the Annoying One......just a tad.....

Patches Lady

The Meezers said...

awww, now we is feeling a little sorry for the annoying one. our mommy tried doing that wif the one who came before, because he was really fat, but that lasted about a day. he cried so much she started crying and then gived him a can of food. - Trixie

Wm. said...

Poor Annoying One. But good for you. My mom's been feeding my once skinny-as-a-rail dry-food-intolerant bro human baby food (lots of protein) and canned kitten food (lots of vitamins), and he's just packed on the ounces!

Ayla said...

Don't feel sorry for him. This means I get more Stinky Goodness! That's a Good Thing. :)

DEBRA said...

I can't help feelin a little sorry for the annoying one...poor baby. It is good for you and bad for him...hope this works.

*ABBY

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

maybe ya lets the Annoying One lick up whateffur you doesn't finnish? effun if it is just a tiny tastey?

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Now, Ayla, a Lady never gloats. Out loud. Only in her private memoirs, or in your case, blog. Mwuahahahaha.

Zeus said...

Fatten up? I wish I would hear those words. All I hear is, "You're such a fatty, Zeus!", and you know what? That hurts.

Rascal said...

OK, tag!!!! Come by my blog and see what to do. When you read my 5 things you'll find out what I think of stinky goodness. Meow!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

So what kind of stinky goodness do you eat now? We don't know to haf to go to the v.e.t. from eatin the wrong foods.

Millie said...

Hmmm.. I get stinky goodness and crunchies. The big cats just get crunchies. I guess that means I'm special.

Leif&Bonita said...

we are spoiled! mom tried to feed us diet food, but we whined and pouted. she gave in and now we get the yummy stuff!

leif and bonita

ps Our website has moved:
http://leifandbonita2.blogspot.com/

We used to be Meow but now we are at Meow2...

We wanted were tired of being linked to our mom's blog! She was always saying things that embarrassed us!

=^..^= said...

Hurrow Ayla, You're tagged! Come play and let us learn even more about you.

~Bombay & Bangles