The Mom and the Dad spent most of the day with their new computers. They treat those bucket o' bolts like they were little children, coddling and cooing at them. How pathetic can you get? It's like they forget that those things are not alive and they turn around and ignore those of us that are. Yes, she gave me the Stinky Goodness this morning and my pills, but those stupid humans ignored us all day long. Bah.
So what's a girl going to do? Find her own form of entertainment, right? I walked around the apartment thwapping the Annoying One upside the head. Of course that didn't go over too well with the humans when they finally realized what I was doing, but what do they expect? If you're not going to entertain us, we'll have to find our own methods of keeping ourselves entertained. And I find thwapping Kukai very, very entertaining.
P.S. Both the Mom and the Dad said I can't have a computer of my own. She says she's worried the FBI will come knocking down our door if I was given full access to a computer. I have no idea why she thinks that. Oh well. I'll just have to poop on her keyboard to get my point across.
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5 comments:
Maybe if you watch them carefully, you can sneak in some keyboard time when they're away from the computer.
So how come you didn't get the old computer? I don't think that's fair.
You should get the new computer and they get the old computer. Furryness comes first we say. You gotta watch the beans though, our Mom gotted onto our puter and tole on Beau Beau bout him gettin into the nip this mornin.
Tell them you need your own computer so you can write a book like Max and make lots of money. By the way, do you want to be in the Catolympics? Visit my site for details and sign-up.
Phfft...the FBI is something the WOman mentioned too. She thinks I'll go looking for kitty porn. Sheesh. I'm not that kind of kitty!
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