Friday, March 17, 2006

Is She Home Yet?

OK. This is getting ridiculous. The Mom better be coming home tonight. I've had it. The Dad just doesn't get it. I have a routine and the humans need to stick with it. How difficult is it? I knew humans were stupid but how hard is it to give me my Stinky Goodness at 7:30am? I don't care if they have the "day off from work" or if they are "sleeping in." Hello? My priorities come first. The Mom has been with me for almost all my life so she understands, for the most part. The Dad? He's too new. I've been trying to train him but he gets so stubborn. If I could get away with it, I would just smack some sense into him but he is kind of big. Bah. I just want the Mom home.

8 comments:

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Oh, Ayla! I know how you feel. Smack some sense into him anyway. Men are ridiculously stubborn. We ask so little of them, and they make too much of it. Hang in there.

Les Trois Chats said...

She'll be home soon. When she gets there, give her lots of purrs and affection, and then when she least expects it (like right before she goes to sleep), stand on her chest, and make eye contact that says Don't you dare ever leave me again, or you'll be sorry!. Do it like you mean business.

~ turtle

Beau said...

I say tell her about the dad as SOON as she gets home!

Max said...

Treat something of his to a toothy death...

Kukka-Maria said...

You know his meals are never late.

Selfish human!

Wm. said...

There ought to be some kind of Human Obedience School.

Patches & Mittens said...

We make our mom get up at the witching hour and give us the stinky goodness. She is programed now, and I dont have to wake her, she just gets up!!!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ayla is the mom home yet? Did you get starveded? Make her give you lots of stinky goodness when she gets back.