Thursday, January 26, 2006

1,000 and counting

The Mom was so excited today when she saw that my blog's view count is now over 1,000. Whoopdee-freakin-do-da. Who the heck cares about view counts? I'm just using this as a place to vent. If you want to read it, then go ahead.

Anyways, the Mom is in a really grumpy mood today. She's upset 'cause she had "rough day" at school. Bah. She's got it easy. She got to go out and get away from the Brats all day which left me here alone to deal with them. Talk about a nightmare. At least when she's home most of the Brats flock to her, and that's usually in another room. This is perfect for me 'cause I get the Big Sleepy Spot all to myself and I can sleep in some peace. When she's out of the house the Brats get bored and bother me. See the problem?

On top of this, the Annoying One has been especially annoying lately. He is now trying to sleep next to me constantly. At least the idiotic kittens have finally learned to leave me alone, but this bozo who has known me for most of his nine years on this godforsaken planet just doesn't get it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! How difficult a concept is that to grasp? Is he so thick skulled or brain damaged that he can't understand why I smack him around so much? It's darn well not out of love, I can tell you that. The Mom says that we're like an old married couple. I don't think so. At least in old married couples they actually liked each other at one point.

And the Mom thinks she has it so bad. Bah.

10 comments:

Max said...

I care about view counts! Mostly because I got way more than the Woman, and she started blogging long before me. Ha!

Beau said...

I cared about view counts at first, but now I don't. It does sound like you had the harder of the days. I'm so sorry!

Kukka-Maria said...

My mom looks at stuff like that, but I feel it's beneath me.

Why should a royal feline care what everyone else is doing?

(Although, I do like reading the comments...)

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Have you tried hissing in T.A.O.'s face. Probably. But give him a good long one & show all your teeth..........

Patches & Mittens said...

I just keep going back to my own blog and rack up the numbers fast..Mom says that is cheating, sorry, don't have that word in my vocabulary.

Ayla said...

Oh I've done hissing, baring teeth, biting, thwaping...the stupid baffoon just doesn't get it.

And Max, the Mom has the same problem. Her blog has been around for years and she still hasn't hit 1,000. Mwuahahaha.

Cat said...

Rub it in Ayla. I'll remember this when I choose your food in the morning. :)

Sanjee said...

Glue the annoying one to the Mom and then make the Mom stay home to attract the other brats???

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