Monday, April 30, 2007

Ceiling Fans are Evil

In our new house, the big sleepy room has a ceiling fan in it. Of course, I just learned what the heck a ceiling fan is.

You see, for the first couple of months we've lived there, it just was a fixture attached to the ceiling with lights on it. I just figured it was another light, right? Well, now that the weather is getting warmer (finally!) it's been moving a lot. Round and round and round. It wouldn't be so bad except that it's right over the bed. I mean, who knows what kind of damage that thing could do if it fell off the ceiling, right? And here I am, trying to sleep but that stupid thing just hovers right over me going round and round and round.

Bah. I'm going to sleep in the laundry basket instead. At least nothing is going to fall on my head there except for clothes. No evil spinny thingies in there.


Victor Tabbycat said...

Story for you, Ayla. Bonnie tried to jump on a ceilin fan when they first moofed into this howse, an landed on the landin half a floor below. She was fine, but has nefur tried to jump on it agin.
I don't fink they'll fall on you, but don't try to climb on them. Purrs

Cheysuli said...

We had one of those at the old house. Fortunately it wasn't over the bed. I think that would be annoying. Whose idea was that anyway? Humans.

DK & The Fluffies said...

My goodness, it sounds like something quite evil!

The Meezers said...

oh we doesn't haf one of those things in our house - we haf a regular fan right next to the bed that shakes alot

Karen Jo said...

That ceiling fan sounds kind of scary. I don't think it will fall on you, but why take the chance? The laundry basket is safer.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, we'z gots one of doze right over da big bed. On furry hot days it's lovely to lay on da bed and let it blow air no our tummy's.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

We don't fink we could sleep wif da air swirling on us and we'd be too afraid it would fall down on owr heads too. But at least da fan will keep yoo cool.

Skeeter & LC said...

We have one of those in the sparkly box room. The Big Thing seldom makes it turn, but it is bad for us when he does.

We start watchin it, then we start to feel dizzy. Then we start to feel funny in the tummy. Then we frow up.

No wonder he doesn't turn it on very often...

Anonymous said...

Ceiling fans scare me.Mommy says there good for staying cool yet to me there loud.

Flat Cat, Sampan, and Lydia said...

The man who lives with us won't have ceiling fans in the house even though the lady likes them because he, like, can't stand to have air blowing on him that way. I wish we had a ceiling fan because it gets very hot in Florida where we live and maybe it would fall on Lydia.

xxx FlatCat

I must apologize for my colleague, Flat Cat, who has not learned the niceties of social discourse. We are very new to the blogosphere and have very much enjoyed your blog. I rather liked the ceiling fans out our previous home and yet I do see your point.

Sincerely, Sam

Dude. Ceiling fans are TEWTALLY evil. Lydia

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