Since this is a time for resolutions (a stupid human tradition if you ask me, but one that is very popular for some strange reason), I decided to write my own resolutions:
- Demand more Extra Special Stinky Goodness - The Mom sometimes mixes in the regular Stinky Goodness but I want the Extra Special type.
- Thwap the Annoying One more - I don't think I hit my quota for 2006 so I think I should make up for it in 2007
- Get more quality alone time with the Mom - She works too much now so I barely see her. I think I'll have to get off my tush and do some serious thwapping to get the Brats away from the Mom when I want time for her.
- Keep the Brats out of my room in the new house - This, again, will require much thwapping, but it's a good way for me to stay in shape.
- Get my damn bed back - It's MY bed and I'm going to do whatever it takes to get it back.
Oh wait. The Mom is telling me that these aren't "real" resolutions. Supposedly resolutions are ways to improve yourself. Well duh. All the things I listed are ways to improve myself. Just because I'm not being stupid and saying "I will lose 30lbs this year" like you are doesn't mean that I'm not improving myself. Humans should learn from us and how to truly improve their lives. Maybe the world will be a better place.
9 comments:
I think they're excellent resolutions, Ayla.
Those sound like good resolutions to me, Ayla. They will make your life better.
Those are GREAT resolushuns Ayla!
Cats don't need resolutions, we're already purrfect.
I think revolutions make more sense for cats, both the spinning kind and taking over the world kind...
Happy New Year, Ayla and Brats!
we think they're purrfect fur improvin' yur life. 'specially the bed - ya gotta get the bed back. make that nummer one.
I'm with grr, midnight and cocoa...you gotta get that bed back! Good luck.
Did yur Mom and ours get togefur to make the same rezolooshun to lose 30 lbs? Better watch out or she'll put you on a diet too just because.
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