Last night, I was sleeping on the Mom's pillow, all nice and comfortable, when all of a sudden Loki plops down on me. Not only is he on top of me, he spreads himself all over the pillow. As you can image, I'm stuck under this moose cat and not all too thrilled with it. The Mom tried to make me feel better by cooing at me and petting me, thinking how "cute" this way. I wonder if she'll think it so "cute" when I poop in her shoes tomorrow morning?
After a while, I realized that I was kind of stuck in the situation so I just gave up and went to sleep. Then, about five minutes later, the Mom decides to move all the pillows to "make it easier" for us to "sleep together on the pillows." You know what this means? Both Loki and I went flying as she moved the pillows. At this point I was really mad and just stomped away to go sleep in the laundry basket.
On the bright side, the Mom is really miserable now. She's off grading papers. I can tell that the class did a miserable job because she's moaning and complaining as she's reading them. Hehe.
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Hee, hee. That's when you put the bitey on whatever convenient place presents itself.
Typical beans, waiting til you finally get to sleep then moving stuff. Silly beans.
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree
Oh my Momma does stuff like that too--you get comfortable and then she moves stuff. She likes to cover us up with blankets, as if we wanted that! Doesn't she know that we can get our nose under the blankets if we want to cover up?!
I'd haf dumped the brat immediately. I don't tolerate bein touched. As for the "mom" - growl, hiss, hiss, growl.
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